Thursday, October 06, 2005

We Do Have Bread.

A few friends visited my home.
We`d been out dancing and decided to order a take-away.
Our order of unhealthy burgers and chips arrived.
Unfortunately some of our burgers were presented without the top of the bun.
Not feeling very impressed I rang the fast food outlet.
In trying to explain the problem of top-less burgers, I happened to mention we do have bread.
I was thinking we could use slices of white to top the burger.
Some of my friends were listening to this conversation and found it much to their amusement.
I think they even composed and performed a little song about it.
Seems a shame for such a raw talent to go to waste.
So if there are any record producers reading who`d like to post a reply.
I`ll pass on your details.

6 comments:

mc said...

I reckon you should record it, transfer it into mp3 and add it as a file on here.
Pretty please?

I'll use it as my ringtone.

Kiera said...

Well, we`ll see.

I think some of the band members may have left to pursue solo careers.

Kiera said...

P.S. You don`t want much, do you Y?!

Mark said...

The song could earn you a 'crust'....Use your 'loaf' though and don't let the record label 'butter you up'.....xxx

Mark has left the building

Kiera said...

Boo- that`s shameless self promotion.

Kiera said...

MA- Very. Bad. Jokes.