Sexpot Sue

So listen dishy Chrissy,
I think you`re cool.
And I immediately imagine you`re dark handsome and tall,
With your brilliant singing and low sexy voice,
Falling for you Chrissy, I have no choice.
Everything I said in this rap is true,
From your number one fan,
Sexpot Sue.

As children my brother and I often engaged in games of make believe.
My brother fancied himself as a bit of a rapper.
He went as far as recording himself onto a tape.
Somehow this tape got into anothers hand and was then delivered in an envelope addressed to my brother with a letter including the above rhyme.

The culprit has never come forward so naturally all fingers of suspicion have been pointed towards I.
Greatly wishing I could take the credit for this fantastic joke, but unfortunately the credit lies with someone else.

Another time i`ll tell you about The Tele Rap.