Let me tell you about my friend's daughter.
She's 14 and for as long as I can remember has wanted to be a Litigator (whatever that is).
Chatting to her online today she informs me her latest ambition is to be The Sun's US correspondent.
Sounds like a great job, and actually a lot of fun.
I can't seem to stop myself from regaling about the journalistic merits of The Guardian though.